Short Stories

  • Balloon Animal With Drawn on Eyes

    Mister Bubbles

    Coming June 2025

  • A Call From Cobra

    “Is this Sally Gotten?”

    “Speaking.”

    “Sally Gotten. Brooklyn, New York. IP Address ending 145.178?”

    “Sorry, what is this about?”

    “I am Cobra.”

    “Cobra?”

  • Black and white image of a matador being kicked by a bull

    Lenore, 30

    “Hey, are you up?”

    “Yeah, I’m here.”

    “Can I talk to you about something?”

    “Give me a second.”

    “In another chat?”

    “Yeah, let me just wrap it up.”

  • An old gravestone (a cross) in an autumnal graveyard

    The Final Resting Place of Jonathan Stoakes

    The body rested just outside Warwickshire. The ground was consecrated by no less than seven Catholic priests who, by performing the act, agreed that Jonathan Stoakes was not only honourable, decent and noble but also – at least by the manner of his deeds – divine. His gravestone attested to this notion and along with the date of his birth and his death it bore the line: ‘Should we in our modesty ever know again the goodness of Mr Stoakes then rejoice, for we shall live in the kingdom of Heaven.’

  • An old yellow school bus

    Jesus is in California

    What is it about LSD that makes people believe they are Jesus Christ? There must be something about it that breaks down the final barrier of their ego there to remind them that they have not only thought about doing horrible things but that they had actually done them. In The Haight in ’67, I met a bunch of Jesus Christs. They would turn up out of nowhere, with disciples and revelations in tow, ready to lead whoever was inclined to follow to a redemption that was so clear the only sin left on you once you understood the truth was how you had been so blind to have not seen it before then.